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a female who engages in sexual intercourse with a male known socially as a tool
The young lady abandoned her standards of dating and eventually became a tool shed.
by Terry Sachs December 20, 2011
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A gathering of five or more tools. See toolkit.
That Kappa Alpha party was an absolute toolshed.
by Theo February 17, 2005
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The second level of being a poser/loser. Someone who is "whipped" or someone who thinks he's cooler than he really is. A toolshed usually dresses outside of the mainstream just to make others think he is cool. He is always a jackass. A female tool shed, though rare, shares these same characteristics, and usually operates by being a total bitch and thinking she is hotter than she really is. A tool shed is is a bigger loser than a tool, but not quite a hardware store.
I'd be complimenting Ryan Seacrest by calling him a tool shed: he's a hardware store (aka Home Depot).

That toolshed talks on the phone to his girlfriend for 6 hrs a night.
by garyp December 09, 2005
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A small location where one puts his tool, temporarily or for a longer period. See also hatchet wound, meat curtains.
I've had a fun night with my tool, may I now put it away in your toolshed?
by ScottyWI May 10, 2004
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To tell someone that they are beyond being a tool. They are more useless then anyone. This people are usually bigger then others and calling them a toold shed is like telling them they are retared and a waste of space
Yo big Jim your a toolshed
by Matt McLean November 28, 2005
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The ultimate tool keeper. A tool shed is the evolved version of a tool box. Why? She has way to many tools to have just a box, infact a tool shed may have 3 or 4 tool boxes inside their tool shed. And who knows what other mechanical wonders she has in there!!!
A tool shed is a girl who has had sexual intercourse with a phenomenal amount of the men (tools) shes been using.

Convo between 2 girls:

Girl 1: "Like omg!, that whore has fucked like... 34 guys just for their money!"

Girl 2: "Like i know! What a fucking tool shed!"

by Henry McByrd April 24, 2009
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The metaphorical house a girl builds when she hooks up with a tool, toolbag, or person fitting any other variation of the common tool.
That relationship has turned into a real tool shed.
by benkerley. September 27, 2007
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