by Terry Sachs December 20, 2011
by Theo February 17, 2005
The second level of being a poser/loser. Someone who is "whipped" or someone who thinks he's cooler than he really is. A toolshed usually dresses outside of the mainstream just to make others think he is cool. He is always a jackass. A female tool shed, though rare, shares these same characteristics, and usually operates by being a total bitch and thinking she is hotter than she really is. A tool shed is is a bigger loser than a tool, but not quite a hardware store.
I'd be complimenting Ryan Seacrest by calling him a tool shed: he's a hardware store (aka Home Depot).
That toolshed talks on the phone to his girlfriend for 6 hrs a night.
That toolshed talks on the phone to his girlfriend for 6 hrs a night.
by garyp December 09, 2005
A small location where one puts his tool, temporarily or for a longer period. See also hatchet wound, meat curtains.
by ScottyWI May 10, 2004
To tell someone that they are beyond being a tool. They are more useless then anyone. This people are usually bigger then others and calling them a toold shed is like telling them they are retared and a waste of space
by Matt McLean November 28, 2005
The ultimate tool keeper. A tool shed is the evolved version of a tool box. Why? She has way to many tools to have just a box, infact a tool shed may have 3 or 4 tool boxes inside their tool shed. And who knows what other mechanical wonders she has in there!!!
A tool shed is a girl who has had sexual intercourse with a phenomenal amount of the men (tools) shes been using.
Convo between 2 girls:
Girl 1: "Like omg!, that whore has fucked like... 34 guys just for their money!"
Girl 2: "Like i know! What a fucking tool shed!"
Convo between 2 girls:
Girl 1: "Like omg!, that whore has fucked like... 34 guys just for their money!"
Girl 2: "Like i know! What a fucking tool shed!"
by Henry McByrd April 24, 2009
The metaphorical house a girl builds when she hooks up with a tool, toolbag, or person fitting any other variation of the common tool.
by benkerley. September 27, 2007
Apr 24 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

