Too Damn Smart

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

The Standard Tood is the rapid up-and-down movement of the index and middle fingers, while folding the other fingers in as if making a fist. A tood can be used to express many things, such as welcome, celebration, acknowledgment, pwnage, or a goodbye. Tood was derived from toodle-oo (or TooDaLou), and the world has never been the same since its creation.

Many variants of the tood exist. Destructive Tood is the violent tooding of nearby objects so as to cause maximum damage and mess. Jewlia Tood is like a Standard Tood but with the two fingers separated into a V. Inappropriate Tood is like a Standard Tood but only moving the index finger down, thus giving any recipient the bird.

Someone who does something rude or annoying.

Definition:
1. Slang term used in place of 'goodbye'. Often affectionately followed by the word 'cunt'.
2. To leave to go somewhere else.
3. To disappear or vanish

v.) When an organism does something socially awkward or stupid

n.) (1) Someone who has committed the act of being an idiot; butchering simple math, or not picking up on a simple joke

(2) A form of "currency" awarded after someone has "tooded"; a "stupid point";

- The feeling between waking and dreaming.
- The tood is grammatically used as a PLACE eg,
"Last night i had no worries and was jus feelin good for no reasen; man i was in the tood"

- A place in time where one feels good and forgets all other worries. Much like enlightenment except without the understanding; it is a more simple form of pure satisfaction and happiness.
- Reachin " the tood™ " can be done in many different ways, sometimes through just having everything just right in your life at a given point, sometimes using recreational substances, sometimes when listening to a really good song or music it is different for every person.