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cross between sombody who is both a tool and a noob, a huge insult that nobody has ever thought of yet... until now! Similar to a gulible fool who looks up the word gullible in the dictionary after being told it isn't there.
only a true toob would ever bother to look up the word toob on urbandictionary.com
by nVidia July 29, 2006
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lil mad is like big mad but the opposite, you mad but not mad to the extent of pullin somthin
"look im sorry i ate your food"
"is cool im just lil mad"
by lilbabiey November 30, 2018
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noun. the name for a large inner tube that is used to float down a river or in a lake, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler

verb. to float down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler

toobing- adj. the act of floating down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler
I think I left my toob in the truck.

Anyone wanna toob this weekend?

The Guadalupe River is too low for toobing this year.
by Marissa McCottry July 23, 2006
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The new word for the internet, interwebs, and web in general. We check everything on the Toob.
What's on the Toob?
by the interweb July 10, 2008
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One who is both a tard and a noob.
Guy #1: Dude, Billy set Alt+F4 as a hotkey in an online game and can't figure out why it keeps closing.

Guy #2: Man, what a toob.
by CodeNinja February 02, 2013
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To masturbate on a Zoom call. Progressive form: Toobin. Past tense: Toob'd.
The New Yorker staff fired Jeffrey Toobin for Toobin on an election simulation Zoom call after he misread the event as an erection stimulation call.
by Nicholas D October 20, 2020
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