cross between sombody who is both a tool and a noob, a huge insult that nobody has ever thought of yet... until now! Similar to a gulible fool who looks up the word gullible in the dictionary after being told it isn't there.
by nVidia July 29, 2006
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
noun. the name for a large inner tube that is used to float down a river or in a lake, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler
verb. to float down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler
toobing- adj. the act of floating down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler
verb. to float down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler
toobing- adj. the act of floating down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler
I think I left my toob in the truck.
Anyone wanna toob this weekend?
The Guadalupe River is too low for toobing this year.
Anyone wanna toob this weekend?
The Guadalupe River is too low for toobing this year.
by Marissa McCottry July 23, 2006
Guy #1: Dude, Billy set Alt+F4 as a hotkey in an online game and can't figure out why it keeps closing.
Guy #2: Man, what a toob.
Guy #2: Man, what a toob.
by CodeNinja February 02, 2013
The New Yorker staff fired Jeffrey Toobin for Toobin on an election simulation Zoom call after he misread the event as an erection stimulation call.
by Nicholas D October 20, 2020
May 4 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

