cross between sombody who is both a tool and a noob, a huge insult that nobody has ever thought of yet... until now! Similar to a gulible fool who looks up the word gullible in the dictionary after being told it isn't there.

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

noun. the name for a large inner tube that is used to float down a river or in a lake, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler

verb. to float down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler

toobing- adj. the act of floating down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler

The new word for the internet, interwebs, and web in general. We check everything on the Toob.

One who is both a tard and a noob.

an intentional misspelling of TUBE

To masturbate on a Zoom call. Progressive form: Toobin. Past tense: Toob'd.