Do something go some where

Let's go out to eat uont too

When you have to shit and the person before you was using too much toilet paper so you have to go through your house naked to get toilet paper (or ask a family member to walk in the bathroom and give you toilet paper)

A phrase that implies that the world doesn’t need more fake billionaires, more corrupt leaders, more serial liars, more narcissists, more racists, and more white supremacists, but rather more God-fearing and honest heads of state who give a damn about something other than benefiting themselves and their oft-shady businesses.

A phrase that crazy people use to express joy (can also be used as a code word for if your being possessed, haunted or accidentally summoned a demon)

Upon completion of receiving a luedde, the additional act or step, which includes the barber massaging the bald mans head with his testicles after they have been shaved, soaked in ice for at least 5 minutes, and then dipped in cocoa-butter to create the perfect bald mans shine.

When you hear about some minor celebrity who was victim of low level sexual inappropriateness in 2003 but you just don't care.

Originated from /r/me_irl, this phrase is used when you see a post/comment that you agree with and/or can relate to a lot. Occasionally you will find large comment chains with 98% of the comments being "me too thanks", and sometimes when it gets absurdly long, mods might join the chain