an illness which affects the tonsils in a rather negative way; this includes swelling, soreness, and big painful white pus-filled blisters. this condition usually causes the person affected to be in agony; especially when having a large penis shoved down their throat. the best way to combat this illness is to see a doctor, and demand hardcore antibiotics like leviquin.

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

The reason why I have been coughing like a bitch. Everything can be a similie with like a bitch at the end...

1. God's gift to blowjobs.

2. An unfair advantage at eating competitions.