Urban Dictionary: tons

ton

Means to fight, scrap ect. This word is used down south

You seen that bitch get in Chris face like dat? They bout to ton in dis bitch

by David July 31, 2004

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ton

short for Tonya
a gurl who fat and ugly
think she pretty
think she skinny
think she has friend friend

she not pretty
not skinny
no one like her
she smells
has gracie hiat

by skinny February 13, 2005

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Ton

Exact meaning of not, but spelt backwards

This pen is ton even mine
This pen is not even mine

by $@//? October 20, 2018

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TONS

A sarcastic expression used most often in answer to an inquiry or question to signal that you won't even dignify the question with a real answer.

Yeah, right.

Good one!

Caleb: "Hey, Jack, you good to hang this weekend? Or you gonna be busy working on your flower beds still?
Jack: "TONS, pal."

by Trevor Homehead November 01, 2019

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ton

the amount jake paul weighs because he's fat.

guy#1: dude look at that fag jake paul over there!\
guy#2:yeah man he must weigh a ton!

by doge kid February 19, 2020

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Ton

The weight of Alex’s mom.

Oh shit, Alex baby! I weigh as much as a car!

Ton = The wait for Alex’s mom

by Psychos! September 18, 2020

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Ton

An underage user of steroids

Hey you look like ton

by Kerman jones March 14, 2017

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