100 - strangely, not 1000 - GB pounds sterling. Or any other currency for that matter.
from cockney dialect.
oi geez, lend us a ton?
by KRACKAA September 26, 2005
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The Ton is the village of Tongwynlais, a few miles north of Cardiff, Wales
Question: "where d'yuh live?"
Answer: "In the Ton"
by urbane gorilla July 11, 2005
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"the ton" A speed of 100mph.
John nearly did the ton on the way to work.
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something that someone might say weights a ton but really doesn't
or to be something that someone says is a weighty subject but really has no merit
I thought it weighed a lot but it turned out to be not a ton.
by Mr. Boardwalk July 10, 2010
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A sarcastic expression used most often in answer to an inquiry or question to signal that you won't even dignify the question with a real answer.

Yeah, right.

Good one!
Caleb: "Hey, Jack, you good to hang this weekend? Or you gonna be busy working on your flower beds still?
Jack: "TONS, pal."
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used excessively in the online poker community, meaning many, lots of, several, countless, etc etc (insert any synonym of your choice)
Fish: I was like so crushed in that hand!
Shark: No, you actually had a ton of outs!

Shark: Watching those poker videos has helped me a ton!

Shark: You don't have a ton of equity with 98s you fish!
by minraiselol June 27, 2011
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Cockney background (Way of speaking in London), Means One Hundred GBP (pounds)
by Lissy November 01, 2004
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