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A FAT ASS such a large piece of shit that cant fit through dorways
by SHORTY May 22, 2003
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An abbreviation for town usually used in text messaging or msn by people who are so lazy that they can't even put in an extra letter.
Lazy Guy(via text):"Hey do u wana go 2 ton today"

Grammer obsessed friend(via text):"In future please refrain from using such vulgur abbreviations and yes it would please me to visit town with you today."
by Random Guy 217 September 12, 2009
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The infinite quantity of love one can have and/or express for another.
"I thought you said you couldn't measure love.".."You can in tons.".."BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!"

"Fucking hell Dane, I love you tons!"
by giggitty goooo March 19, 2007
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used by gamers as an abbreviation for "Total OWNAGE NOOBS"

loosely Translated

"Im letting you know noob im owning you in this game"
HM: T.o.N . . . thats right the masterson just dis you and is on his way to make for kills
by Theamazinggeek June 28, 2017
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the TON are a fifa12 pro clubs team based on greenock mortons the TON
the TON was created by rossildinio on fifa12 and now many local people from the greenock area play for the club including an actual greenock morton footballer
hey we palyed the TON last night and lost 0-2

but what a game it was
by larsson July 07, 2012
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Short for Washingtons; one dollar bills. A term used to belittle someone's wealth or income.
You're not rich. You be making them 'tons!
by Koolgetlaid May 21, 2017
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