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Short man, can have a deep voice at times but laughs with a high ass pitched squeak. This man is a tank. Will fuck you up if you mess with him. Although, mean, can be rarely nice. Terrible gamer.
Man 1: HOW DO I PLAY THIS GAME?
Man 2: Haha... You're such a tonnie
Man 1: FUCK YOUU
by Gemin Judloon May 24, 2014
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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A fat, desperate, ginger, so desperate he even screws his granny, but crushes her with his weight. Also the chatroom noob.
OMG! He's such a tonnie!
by Zheek Pranda October 20, 2007
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