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To be soundly beaten, especially in sports.
Man City got tonked by Chelsea last night! 4-0? Ouch!
by ColinZeal August 07, 2006
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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Tonked or Tonqued / tongkId/ adj & adv 1. lit. a state of exceeding inebriation 2. alcohol induced debauchery or utter desiccation of common morality 3. the process of achieving inebriation usually through whisky choice deferred by one to another

Origin: Brit/Amer slang rumoured to have originated in Portugal
Let's get tonked! I am tonked. I was so tonked last night that I shall forever live in a state of perpetual regret.
by bulghur November 20, 2009
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Tonked means hit or smashed in by a pigeon or sausage roll.
chris ingham got tonked by a pigeon in his car, silly chris ingham ;)

isabelle ingham got tonked by sarah ingham and sarah ingham got tonked by a sausage roll
by mr pickleson August 03, 2018
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To gain a headshot in CSS, the sound made is similar to the worked "Tonked"
by Lee G July 08, 2005
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well u see it when ur sittin in the back of the bus and it hits a bump and u fly off the seat
by Top August 26, 2005
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