Tonked means hit or smashed in by a pigeon or sausage roll.
chris ingham got tonked by a pigeon in his car, silly chris ingham ;)

isabelle ingham got tonked by sarah ingham and sarah ingham got tonked by a sausage roll
by mr pickleson August 03, 2018
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A person, normally a woman, with man-made hair color or colors, specifically pink or purple. Also can describe a person who changes his or her hair color regularly.
After Nymphadora Tonks from Harry Potter.
Nicole has become quite the tonks with those pink streaks in her hair.
by patricksalland January 25, 2008
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Adjective to describe a well-built or muscular man. Also used to describe a fit person or someone who is attractive. or Noun to name a well-built or muscular male.
As an adjective: That man is really tonk, he must work out a lot. He is so good looking, he is tonk.

As a noun: I want to meet a fit man, I want some tonk.
by Jo333 November 11, 2006
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to be well buil or strongh and to have a good figure (man only)
jees your muscles are big you are well tonk
by Oliver Francis March 18, 2005
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A nickaname for the medium sized shorthaired cat breed known as Tonkinese which is a cross between a siamese and burmese cat. They are very intelligent, curious, playful and very affectionate towards people. Tonks vary in coat pattern depending on their colors: Blue, champagne, natural, and platinum.
"I own two tonks"
"tonks are the best cats ever"
by Arikins August 09, 2007
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The sound made when a "mojado" is thumped over the head while attempting to flee the patrullero's!
Dave Robison used to date a tonk from H-18 for approximately 6 months, until Senor Russell apprehended him with six bags of flour tortilla's and 14 water jugs under his front porch. BAD DAVE!
by Goose Green February 27, 2005
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Nickname for someone, usually a woman, that changes their hair or other parts of themselves regularly.
char's a bit of a tonks tbh
by charmundy August 09, 2008
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