Urban Dictionary: tonk it

Illegal Mexican immigrants.

"Tonk" is the sound that is made when the illegals are hit over the head with the large flashlights/batons that the US border patrolmen carry.

by John kennedy October 31, 2004

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well built, muscly etc.. hench

dat bre is bare tonked

by ShOk April 10, 2005

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Tonk is the word given to an E-Cig (also known as a vape). This word is used by London Teens who go to Eton but speak like a road man.

Yo Milton stop hogging the Tonk!!!!!

by Benjameen baffurst August 06, 2020

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Something extremely bitchin or biscuity

That 1974 dodge ram van is tonk as hell.

by Gdhsjbdbd October 24, 2017

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A well built, extremely muscular and frankly beast of a man.
Or
A huge women, big mama-esque.

Fam, that yute is tonk!
Or

Wow she is tonk, not about that life ?!?

by Vybzmafia November 04, 2017

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The sound of a fish hittin' the windshield.

"Man, we shouldn't be driving so close to the lake--oh, SHIIIIIT!"
*TONK!*

by Dale Deltaco May 14, 2008

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Tonked or Tonqued / tongkId/ adj & adv 1. lit. a state of exceeding inebriation 2. alcohol induced debauchery or utter desiccation of common morality 3. the process of achieving inebriation usually through whisky choice deferred by one to another

Origin: Brit/Amer slang rumoured to have originated in Portugal

Let's get tonked! I am tonked. I was so tonked last night that I shall forever live in a state of perpetual regret.

by bulghur November 20, 2009

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