Urban Dictionary: tongue punch

to forcefully thrust your tongue into one of many holes

im going to tongue punch your fartbox

by tonguepucnhyou August 28, 2010

A hard, forceful attack from a tongue to a woman's special area which allows for maximum pleasure and minimal neck strain.

My woman came over last night, I made her dinner and a quick tongue punch before we went to sleep.

by Flizoyd April 30, 2006

Pay the bill and let’s get outta here so I can get you home and tongue punch the shit out of you.

by Scratch7 December 28, 2017

The act of sticking your tounge in someones oriffice.

I am going to tongue punch your dirt hole(ass!)!

by matumus February 02, 2010

The viscious act of craming one's tongue into a body orfice

Dude, I tongue punched that old lady's smelly dirt ring!!

by comet1 July 16, 2010

Right now, I think my girlfriend should tongue-punch my dirt star.

by kalaftw December 21, 2008

to tongue punch a mudstar is to take your tongue and touch it to the anus in a jabbing motion

(verb) Im going to tongue punch a mudstar when my girlfriend comes over

by DOZ13R February 25, 2009