Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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When a female gets her vagina ate out (hardcore). Also when a woman has an orgasim whilst she has someone's tongue in her vaginal crease.
Cinnamon got tongue plowed last nigh, what a slut!
by Mr.Schmeckleheimer July 23, 2014
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