tonges

Anyone who has a big dick is a tonges.

His penis was HUGE he must have been a Tonges

by Evanni March 28, 2018

Matt Tong

Matt Tong is the drummer for London-based indie group Bloc Party.Matt Tong is known for his frantic yet intricate drumming.Matt Tong is the most talkative member of the group.Matt has described himself as the ''least ambitious'' member of the Bloc.Matt along with frontman Kele Okereke does the most interviews.Matt is the tallest member and the most likely to make you laugh.

Me: ...Matt Tong is one of the most underrated drummers today

Jeff: Who's he?

Me: Forget it

by A Bloc fan from Miami,Fl July 14, 2009

Tong

This is a name meant for degenerate individuals. Most people named Tong are usually brain-dead and are incredibly dumb. Though they may seem like they have lots of friends, in reality, they are friendless scum that roam the streets hoping to get some pussy.

"Did you see Tong last night? He tried to talk to me, yuck!"

by Tong Partners April 12, 2017

Zhou Tonged

Bitcoin Slang, Your positions are automatically liquidated
due to insufficient trading balance after a margin call.
This occurs when trading using "leverage buying" at high levels 5:1 or 10:1
The large swings in the Bitcoin exchange rates can force automated margin selling, when the Broker sells out the customer without notice.

I Just Got "ZHOU TONGED"!.... lost it all on a margin call.

by http://www.ZhouTonged.com April 9, 2013

Maggie tong

Big mouth hippo
Not vsco at all sksksksks
A ugly teacher who wants to kill her students

You are so maggie tong!

by Vsco girl sksks September 8, 2019

Uncle Tong

Uncle Tong is the Asian American equivalent of the term "Uncle Tom" for African Americans. It refers to Asians who apologize for and pander to white folks, trying to garner favor with them and generally being a self-hating sellout. Auntie Tong is the female version, and often refers to self-hating, sellout Asian girls who "only date white guys."

Hey man, why does your brother only have white friends and listen to Garth Brooks?

Oh dude, my bro is a total Uncle Tong. Last week, he thanked this redneck for calling him a "fucking chink," and even apologized for coming to this country.

by slateremylee June 24, 2017

Tong-kai

A term used to describe instances when a person of superior authority at work shits on you.

Hey man, heard your boss tong-kaied you this morning for no reason.

by Afm123 August 15, 2011