by Big Polla August 08, 2017
Uncle Tong is the Asian American equivalent of the term "Uncle Tom" for African Americans. It refers to Asians who apologize for and pander to white folks, trying to garner favor with them and generally being a self-hating sellout. Auntie Tong is the female version, and often refers to self-hating, sellout Asian girls who "only date white guys."
Hey man, why does your brother only have white friends and listen to Garth Brooks?
Oh dude, my bro is a total Uncle Tong. Last week, he thanked this redneck for calling him a "fucking chink," and even apologized for coming to this country.
Oh dude, my bro is a total Uncle Tong. Last week, he thanked this redneck for calling him a "fucking chink," and even apologized for coming to this country.
by slateremylee June 24, 2017
Grandma always said "wash your peter tongs before you eat"
Dude , thats just wrong ,keep your peter tongs off of my beer !
Dude , thats just wrong ,keep your peter tongs off of my beer !
by boobookittyfucker May 05, 2010
a tong pow is an extremely sexy asian ganster who plays countless number of instruments and works for the chinese cia. he likes to lick penguins on their flippers and has an amazing girlfriend.
Hey, you know that kid tong pow? I wonder if he likes perogis...
I bet he likes penne pasta and big firm bananas instead.
Hm, yea, silly Tong.
I bet he likes penne pasta and big firm bananas instead.
Hm, yea, silly Tong.
by Tong pow May 29, 2011
Australian slang meaning to go hard at something, put all you're effort and power into it.
Comes from the days when blacksmiths would hold flaming metal with tongs and bash it into shape.
Comes from the days when blacksmiths would hold flaming metal with tongs and bash it into shape.
by Paulco March 09, 2008
Pang Tong was a historical figure in the Three Kingdoms Period (189 - 265 AD) of Chinese History. He was nicknamed "Young Phoenix". A very strageticly gifted person, he was turned down advisory posts because he was very ugly. He eventually came to serve under Liu Bei.... If you want to know more about these historical figures go to www.threekingdoms.com and read the book.
by Chris Collado October 03, 2003
Pang Tong was a very gifted strategic genius that worked for the Shu kingdom. He was turned down by various warlords around the country because of his unusual appearance, one of the more noticable rejections was from Sun Ce, a descision he would later regret. He came across his old friend and workmate, Zhuge Liang who offered him a promising position in his kingdom by asking him to send a letter to his master, Liu Bei. Upon reaching the kingdom Pang Tong had a conversation wit Liu Bei, but chose to withdraw Zhuge Liangs letter. Pang Tong was immediatley put as a prefect in a region of the Shu kingdom that he was overqualified for. When Liu Bei heard of Pang Tongs unusual actions in the region he went personally to deal with him. Upon reaching the fort where Pang Tong resided he said, "I do not wish to be given a job without having to work for it". This impressed Liu Bei very much and Pang Tong showed Liu Bei the letter. Pang Tong was immediatley put sharing the same position as his friend Zhuge Liand and lead many victories together
by Crimson February 15, 2004