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A scumbag with no equal. The kind of tough ass, New York/New Jersey/Philadelphia guido you find trolling mainstream clubs in the tri-state area. Usually a high school graduate or GED certified, a Tommy-bag is an aggressive sociopath that should be avoided at all cost.
A tommy-bag finds it difficult to interact socially with the world around him. He interprets every sensory perception as a threat to his masculinity, and therefore has a hard time leaving somewhere without first being thrown out.
You can recognize a tommy-bag by his orange skin, gold chain,kangol hat, stifling amounts of cheap cologne, and a hostile, negative attitude toward everything in general.
The tommy-bag spends his days filling the minds of others with his ignorant opinions on sports, municipal politics, and women, usually in a local tavern or bar or even more likely, sports talk radio.
A tommy-bag finds it difficult to interact socially with the world around him. He interprets every sensory perception as a threat to his masculinity, and therefore has a hard time leaving somewhere without first being thrown out.
You can recognize a tommy-bag by his orange skin, gold chain,kangol hat, stifling amounts of cheap cologne, and a hostile, negative attitude toward everything in general.
The tommy-bag spends his days filling the minds of others with his ignorant opinions on sports, municipal politics, and women, usually in a local tavern or bar or even more likely, sports talk radio.
Phil's getting thrown out of the pizza shop again. What a tommy-bag
I cant believe that big fucking tommy-bag wanted to fight that waitress.
I cant believe that big fucking tommy-bag wanted to fight that waitress.
by john duffy October 16, 2005
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011