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Tommy is a sexy beast and the leader of the ched mafia. Don't mess with him or you will get your ass beaten. He has so many bitches its unreal. He gives out free rim jobs at ched park. Dom and ash are his sex toys who bend over when he asks. Tommy has 12 tingers because he is inbred. and he and his bitches walk the streets looking for more yr 9's to shag. His sexy ass gets him all the girls he wants but secretly he craves doms pene.
Person 1: 'Who do you think is the sexiest from ched?'
Person 2: 'Its deffinetly tommy corden! have u seen his tingers they are so sexy!'
Person 2: 'Its deffinetly tommy corden! have u seen his tingers they are so sexy!'
by Rob Clarke June 15, 2019
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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He is the leader of ched mafia and gets his pene sucked everyday by dom and all of his other many bitches. He likes to lick tingers and is big fat lesbo.
by Rob Clarke June 14, 2019