Tomislav a beautiful person but is very pissed all the time. he has more farms than internet bars and he loves to have sexy time with men. he is also very cute and every woman would fall in love with him but he already has a girl friend her name is Melissa. He simps for her very hard.
by tomislavs boy friend November 30, 2020
Girl one- Sally, does he have a tomislav?
Girl two- Yes, its not bad though.
or:
Boy 1: DUDE you are such a tomislav!
Boy 2: Actually im jewish from israel..so im circumcised.
Girl two- Yes, its not bad though.
or:
Boy 1: DUDE you are such a tomislav!
Boy 2: Actually im jewish from israel..so im circumcised.
by Andy100001 May 02, 2010
A mini-gun that is used by a sandwich carrying mitten having finger gunning bullet loving mini-gun naming russian who loves doctors.
(scunt)LOL U USE DA TOMISLAV LOLOLOLOLOL UR NEWB
(tomislav heavies everywhere)...DIIIIEEEEEEEE
(phlog pyros)mmmph mmma mmm mm mmm*uh imma stay out of this*
(tomislav heavies everywhere)...DIIIIEEEEEEEE
(phlog pyros)mmmph mmma mmm mm mmm*uh imma stay out of this*
by Internet Human Person Object February 11, 2018
by Hot ass guy March 23, 2017