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Similar to tomfoolery, except to a greater extent, and often involving mindfucking and very indecent behaviour.
An extremely well endowed leprechaun who hangs out in a men's bathroom, convincing men that he would grant them wishes if they allow him to fuck them in the ass, then asking how old they are, and then stating, "So you still believe in leprechauns..." is a blatant display of tomfuckery.
by AWads August 30, 2007
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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1.) All acts of foolishness and misbehaviour that can normally be encompassed by the word Tom Foolery. Substituting "Fuckery" rather than "Foolery" gives the term a more meaningful tonality when used.
by Atticus187 December 22, 2008
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A completely screwed up situation in a work or social setting caused by a group of people who are careless and likely very stupid. It is similar to tom foolery but much more extreme.
"Hey what took so long at the Dr. Office?
"I had to wait 2 hours for my results because the idiot nurses were busy with some kind of tom-fuckery"
"Wow, did you hear who got busted this weekend and went to jail?"
"That's what happens when you hang out and party with that gang. They are always up to some kind of tom-fuckery".
"I had to wait 2 hours for my results because the idiot nurses were busy with some kind of tom-fuckery"
"Wow, did you hear who got busted this weekend and went to jail?"
"That's what happens when you hang out and party with that gang. They are always up to some kind of tom-fuckery".
by dumbluck2013 November 05, 2013
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Bill Im not sure if I can take anymore of your tomfuckery
Well I can keep going until your all tomfuckered out
I rip you in half you little shit!
Well come get some old man
Come here you scaly fuck
Im shoving your soul down an interdenominational starcase
NO! all these soul stairs!
Well I can keep going until your all tomfuckered out
I rip you in half you little shit!
Well come get some old man
Come here you scaly fuck
Im shoving your soul down an interdenominational starcase
NO! all these soul stairs!
by Mirik November 02, 2017
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When someone is bring an idiot or a situation is confusing and/or weird.
Similar to tomfoolery but tomfuckery is way better
Similar to tomfoolery but tomfuckery is way better
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chat host- "WHAT IS THIS TOMFUCKERY?"
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by Trashrat_has_entered_the_chat January 25, 2020