tomato soup made from stolen McDonalds ketchup packets and boiling KETTLE water. must be eaten directly after preperation.
we were super bored and stuff, so we made some Hobo Tomato Soup , just to see what it would be like.
by NikkiDempsey March 19, 2008
A dance invented by two teenage boys while watching a girl with Cerebral Palsy carry tomato soup out of a microwave.
How to "Tomato Soup Dance": keep one leg bent to the side while keeping both arms bent like a t-rex. Attempt while walking around. And this is the Tomato Soup Dance!
by ExperiencedTomatoSouper October 17, 2010
Joey: “Did you see Nicks face when he got rejected?”
Ryan: Yea, he totally came down with tomato soup syndrome”
Ryan: Yea, he totally came down with tomato soup syndrome”
by Phantom Joss June 27, 2018
A sexual experience where the man(or women) sticks many tomato’s up the asshole of his or her partner(s) after 3 days they are taken out and a giant cooking spoon is stuck up the anus. This action causes the insides to bleed. In return, you fuck the absolute shit about the anus, then proceed to drink the blood like soup then sew it shut.
by MrHornywetsoco December 22, 2020
When a woman is on her periods and it's comming out like niagra falls she squats over an empty tomato soup can and lets her period blood flow into it, you then heat it up in the microwave at 30 for 5 mins.
You then serve it to your lover from your chest.
Beautiful.
You then serve it to your lover from your chest.
Beautiful.
Jillian - "I got served The Tomato Soup Can last night!"
Becky - "Holy shit! lucky you, you fuckin' bitch!"
Becky - "Holy shit! lucky you, you fuckin' bitch!"
by pete.likes.to.rock January 19, 2009
Sex move invented by a hacker/phone phreak.
You have to have earned your red wings and have the ability to enjoy eating your own semen(jackingworld encouraged this on me).
You have to have earned your red wings and have the ability to enjoy eating your own semen(jackingworld encouraged this on me).
phlux found his girl leaking menstrual blood, and requested the creamy tomato soup. He quickly ejaculated on her vagina and lapped it up with his tongue.
A variant of this move is the cream pie instead of ejaculating ON the bloody vagina.
A variant of this move is the cream pie instead of ejaculating ON the bloody vagina.
by phlux403 September 28, 2007
by The Hunter May 27, 2004