that guy who talked about british water bottles for 10 minutes

1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.

V. When you sit on a park bench with your friend and talk about something together at somebody standing on the pavement in front of you. Person on pavement optional.

N. A guy who is conventionally physically attractive but with the personality of your average basement nerd.
V. Being completely oblivious to romantic advances.

Inventor of the "Stanger" ; Sitting on your hand until it is numb, then proceed to rub one out. Also known as the Candy Man in Western Pennsylvania and former Vice President of NAMBLA.

When an aspiring young executive reads every definition on urban dictionary, and proceeds into a downward spiral of pedophilia and scatological obsession.