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The act of a large, agressive homosexual lurking in the gay bar- and getting aroused by a smaller defenseless homosexual. The bigger one intends on taking him home and making him his bitch, but is undermindend by the small, clever homoexual and, infact, becomes the bitch.
I saw a classic example of a Tom and Jerry when Big Ben tried to persue a small male conpanion (offering 2 wine coolers), but he was cut short when the smaller man refused. He instead bought his own vodka tonic. Big Ben began to get angry, and by the end of the night, he finds himself hopped up on ecstasy and tied to a bullpin getting mounted by the smaller homosexual.
by phantompooper July 10, 2008
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A hot alcoholic drink made from hot coffee, beaten eggs, rum, sugar and brandy. It was popular before prohibition. Mentioned in "Dancing Dan's Christmas" by Damon Runyan. You can sometimes find peach Fireking Tom and Jerry sets with a big mixing bowl that says "Tom and Jerry" and matching cups. Santa mugs are nice for serving Tom and Jerry, too.
This hot Tom and Jerry is an old time drink that is once used by one and all in this country to celebrate Christmas with, and in fact it is once so popular that many people think Christmas is invented only to furnish an excuse for hot Tom and Jerry, although of course this is by no means true.
by NurseShakespeare June 03, 2011
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A euphemism for double penetration. Also referred to as "T&J " and "getting TJ'd". Not to be confused with the other TJ.
"Kady said she got really wasted last night and watched some Tom and Jerry, but we all knew what she meant."

"Pete just knew his mustache was going to get him some T&J action."
by Alfonso Gabron January 27, 2008
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obsessive compulsive disorder, OCD is an anxiety disorder and is characterized by recurrent, unwanted thoughts (obsessions) and/or repetitive behaviors such as handwashing,counting,checking,or cleaning are often preformed with the hope of preventing obsessive thoughts or making them go away.
my neighbor lives with the tom and jerry.
by maryam begum July 07, 2010
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A term for a rare kind of fart... a cross between a muffler and a smellephant.
I was eating a cheese burger at mcdonalds and the friction against the plastic seat created a tom and jerry.

I made a tom and jerry in the dollar store and blamed it on my grandma.

I was sitting on the porch and my fart sounded like a motorcycle and then a mouse...so i named it Tom and Jerry.
by TERDNUGENT December 23, 2010
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A term for a rare kind of fart... a cross between a muffler and a smellephant.
I was eating a cheese burger at mcdonalds and the friction against the plastic seat created a tom and jerry.

I made a tom and jerry in the doller store and blamed it on my grandma.
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