A spoof of, "The Vagina Song" originally written by Willam Belli.
The misspelling of, "toliet" was done intentionally so that it has three syllables; it is pronounced, "toa'LYE-et".
The misspelling of, "toliet" was done intentionally so that it has three syllables; it is pronounced, "toa'LYE-et".
Lyrics to The Toliet Song:
♫ Some of them are warm, Some of them are cold ♫
♫ Some are kind of scary, And this is what they're called ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing..toliet ♫
♫ Some belong to rich folk, They're really clean & bonged ♫
♫ But big or small I flush em'all ♫
♫ That's why I sing my song! ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Toliet! ♫
♫ Some smell really dirty, Like puke & shit and such ♫
♫ Some smell like a Massengill douche 'cause they've been scrubbed too much ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Nothing could be finer than to pee on hard white china, in the morning! ♫
(yes, he needs to be taught how to pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!) :-O
♫ Some of them are warm, Some of them are cold ♫
♫ Some are kind of scary, And this is what they're called ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing..toliet ♫
♫ Some belong to rich folk, They're really clean & bonged ♫
♫ But big or small I flush em'all ♫
♫ That's why I sing my song! ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Toliet! ♫
♫ Some smell really dirty, Like puke & shit and such ♫
♫ Some smell like a Massengill douche 'cause they've been scrubbed too much ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Nothing could be finer than to pee on hard white china, in the morning! ♫
(yes, he needs to be taught how to pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!) :-O
by Telephony September 18, 2015
by P. Dub December 24, 2006
How some people might speak, write, or type the name of the musician, "John Denver".
I mean think about it. A john is another word for a toliet.
I mean think about it. A john is another word for a toliet.
Hey, didjya hear that Toliet Denver was on the radio this morning? Something about him putting cake on the griddle instead of in the oven and something about playing a violin.
by Telephony June 21, 2015
this is where, the male is masturbating himself while the female is waiting to get a load in her face, but instead of a load, the male pisses in the females face, and sees how long he can piss without her throwing a fit, then recording the time.
by whatthefuck69 October 10, 2008
When someone shits in, pukes in, pisses in, and ejaculates in a toliet. This also often overflows the toliet or clogs it.
Dan: Why did you leave Joe’s house so early?
Mike: Bro I committed toliet terrorism and he can never know it was me.
Mike: Bro I committed toliet terrorism and he can never know it was me.
by 15_MELO_7 July 25, 2018
While mid-way during a shit, you sneez, which cause the shit to fly out of your ass like a rocket. If done correctly your ass hole should burn for 3-4 minutes as if a mexican just poured hot sauce right into you anal cavity
by Stephen Meehan June 16, 2008
When you are taking a crap and you pee a little and your stream of pee goes between that small gap in between the toliet seat and toliet bowl.
by somekidnamedjake February 24, 2009