The process of using the thumb and pointer finger in a "C" to simultaneously stimulate a chick in the vagina and rectum.
Man...that girl Regan is wild in bed so I had to Toledo Meathook that bitch so she wouldn't tear up my room.
by Big Ray Ray from Da South June 07, 2011
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The Toledo Tornado is a very specific form of a favorite sexual act. First documented in Toledo Ohio in 1973, the Toledo Tornado is when a gentleman receives a blow job while taking a shit. The Tornado occurs when the feces is flushed while simultaneously cumming in the blow job givers mouth.
I don't know for sure how I got home last night. But I am pretty sure I got a Toledo Tornado at Dylan's!
by Buck Von Blake October 30, 2015
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To engage in anal sex, and after ejaculation you pull off the condom filled with with spooge, poo, and lube, the slap the bitch or dude in the face with it.
Ron was happily married until he pulled the toledo backhand on his old lady.
by Fuckernator March 10, 2007
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A turd floating in the Maumee River near the Docks.
This last July 4th, I was enjoying the fire works along the Maumee River; when I saw the largest Toledo Trout floating down stream.
by jbtoledo July 11, 2008
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The act of taking a dump in the hat of someone you don't like. Peferably done when they aren't looking and in a hat that will hold onto the contents until the person dumps it on their head.
Jonathan thinks he's such a badass, but he's getting a Toledo Tophat when he puts on his baseball cap.
by The Viceroy October 04, 2005
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Moving one's bowels under water while in a bath, hot tub, or pool on another person.
I was making out in a pool, and as I dove under water She gave me a Toledo Torpedo.
by DJ Rawdawg April 19, 2006
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An awesome punch move. Used by Ron Burgundy in Anchorman 2.
Johnny wanted to kick my ass, but he was a pussy, so I showed him the toledo express.
by Ziggy Kickass March 02, 2015
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