Finlandish/Irish man. Usually assosciated with extremely un-funny jokes, and typically gay behaviour. Enjoys phrases such as "NOT FUNNY!" and "shut the fuck up" and "i like to put sharpened sticks in my anus!".

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.