To text message while on the toilet.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

When texting is done on the toilet.

Text messaging with one hand, wiping your ass with the other.

Making an excuse to use the bathroom while at work or other places in order to text without being noticed. This method is employed so as to avoid reprimand or repercussions from your boss or peers.

Don’t matter if it’s snapchat or texting it’s still toilet texting.

To send picture messages of toilets from various places (usually bars) to friends. The picture should include a caption of where the toilet was photographed. Preferrably (but not necessarily), the toilet should be empty!