To understand a particular situation wrongly, often in a way that is more shocking or exciting than the truth.
"Why in the world did you think she was pregnant?"

"Well, she was sick a couple of times, so I guess it was just one of those things where you put two and two together and make five."
by txddy February 26, 2021
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Slamming hips together: a line used when trying to pick up girls to take home or on your girl to induce sexual intercourse
Johnny in the club: "Hey, girl wanna go slam hips together at my place?"
by Chadlozer September 23, 2021
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Having a spiritual union of sleeping through the class together in a collective way.
The classroom was sleeping together at the 19th Century Poetry class.
by INDEKILLA April 11, 2018
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When you have such a strong emotional connection to someone that when you are alone or when your feeling lonely, you know that the other person is feeling the same way.
Lonely Guy: "I am so alone, but it feels like we are alone together."
Lonely Girl: "I feel so alone without him, but I know he does too. We are alone together."
by aidsdastd March 12, 2021
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“if we’re both going crazy then let’s go crazy together”

“yeah crazy together”
by byler is real April 22, 2021
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Hang Together
"If we don't hang together we will surely all hang separately". Benjamin Franklin
by William T Newton December 07, 2018
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