When you make your uncle mad so he convinces you to visit that art museum in paris as part of an elaborate plan to execute revenge when really it was closed but you didn't know that so you go in there and think it's weird that there's no people but don't think too much of it and then you are in the classical art section but you actually think you're in the gift shop so you buy a souvenir but really the original mona lisa and then the next day you see on the news someone stole the mona lisa and you think to yourself what dumb person would do that and while your eating your fruit loops the fbi knocks on your door and they find the painting in your refrigerator and arrest you and you realize you stole the mona lisa.
Remember that time Uncle Randy toenail arted me? Haha! I thought I was going to the electric chair!
by buttcrack!!!!!!!!!! March 30, 2016
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(Of an action) sucking one's toes dry.
If someone were to get their toes sucked so much that they were dry, you might call it Toenail Cancer.
Related to foot fetishes.
"Oh, my God, Steph! Tom totally gave me Toenail Cancer last night."
by Salty Sarcasm March 06, 2019
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When you chop off ones toes with a cleaver and add it to tacos
"DUDE I JUST GOT TOENAIL CLEAVERED!"
"They were some nice tacos tho"
by HARDLY AMAZING FACTZ January 31, 2020
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that black shit you got under ya toenails
i tried to suck some toes but this nigga had toenail dirt
by Cocojah September 09, 2019
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This is a drug that will leave you dicked down dirty by a large crusty homeless man
Jerome:My nigga I have something to tell you

Steveo:YOU GOT YOUR SIDE BITCH PREGNANT!?!?
Jerome:Nigga hell no you know I rap it up with that bitch. I AM NOT THE PAPPY
Steve’o:Then what

Jerome:I did bath salts

Steve’o:YOU DID WHAT NIGGA. TELL WHO/WHAT EVER IS POUNDING YOUR ASS HOLE TO HOLD ON CAUSE IM FINNA SHOVE A SIZE 13 SHOE UP YO ASS. OH WAIT THATS PROBABLY ALREADY HAPPENED TO YO ASS CAUSE THATS WHERE TOENAIL SALT GETS YOU
by Mega niglet February 15, 2018
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An insult referring to someone’s body, or someone who actually has wooden toenail... if you know those kind of people.
by Suicidal doorknob April 03, 2019
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