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short for "Tore Up"; fucked up, can mean as in intoxicated or just plain wack.
them khakis be toe up, homie.
by marc ipsen September 10, 2004
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A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Really, really, REALLY wasted. Almost to the point of completely blacking out, thus making a complete ass of yourself, either in public or in private.
"Man did you see that wasted girl at the party last night? She was TOE UP!
by mirzwick March 19, 2004
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Very similar to the use of the term tore up in that it means you are wasted beyond belief. Usually with an illegal substance of some sort, or alcohol.

It comes from the idea that when shit faced you pass out and your feet lay in a position of "toe up."
Yo man, I gonna go to that party tonight and I gonna get so toe up yous won't recognize me!
by /Mike August 05, 2004
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