"Bro my girl's dad caught us in bed" "Holy shit did you toe off?"

"I stole this man's money" "Dude you toed off on his ass?"
by coolibroburrito June 11, 2019
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By far the most traditional, time-honored, and respectable means of taking one's pathetic, wretched, washed-up life, second only to Seppuku, Samuri suicide. The act entails a soon-to-be victim stealing a shotgun, placing the barrel vertically under his/her chin, and resting one's big toe on the trigger. When the individual accepts that they've certainly endured one too many winters, a simple twitch of the toe will resolve all of their issues, petty or grand.
"Aww shucks! Nibbles be outta kibbles! Best don gon don go an toe off a shotgun!"
by D-Mama June 03, 2006
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Regretting a bad decision - making a wrong choice and regretting it later
They ordered our machine at work from a different company because it was cheaper, it's been nothing but trouble. Boy, they really bit their own toes off!
by Dr. HaHa April 14, 2014
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