A popular TV "news" program that lasts the whole morning long (it seems like), and tries to wake me up in the morning because of all of the people screaming from Rockefeller Plaza (Center?). I personally can take only about an hour of it to catch up on the headlines, and I change the channel to Jerry Springer when that finally comes on.
I'll bet you $20.00 that Al Roker (the weather man) from the Today Show will say "And in your neck of the woods" at one point in time, of each show, when he talks about the weather.
by izcool February 09, 2008
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Another word for yesterday; the day before today
Me: “Hey did WiFi Rob come last today?”
Mom: “No he is coming today.”
Me: “Oh fuck ok.”
by WifiRob January 17, 2019
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When your just over today and you want the next day to come
I have been having a bad day so tmrw needs to come fast because today is cancelled.
by RelatableTeen March 05, 2018
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Scallies,goths,moshers ,whatever youcall yourselves you have no beleifes You beleive in nothing <you are idiots

At least In the past the youth beleived in something ,such as Skinz beleivieved in white nationalism and punks were anarchists. hippy was liberals But what the fuck do any of you beleive in eh, nothing
What the fuck do goths beleive in,,... Mideval archetects or something what a bunch of idiots no wonder you get your arse kicked every week by scallys.
by KoMMunist Gulagz January 05, 2005
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When you prevent someone from doing something seconds before they're about to do it.
One of the kids at the daycare was about to eat paste, but I grabbed it away right before he could taste it. I said "Not today Jeffrey!"
by Bezzie999 September 20, 2014
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