A scotish nickname given to those who often get into fightrs and more importantly win./ A Scotish slag word for beating somebody up.
Did you see tober in that fight? It was amazing!
Did you see the fight? He really gave him a tobering!
Did you see the fight? He really gave him a tobering!
by toberisme May 10, 2011
tober is the tenth month of the year in the Julian and Gregorian Calendars and the sixth of seven months to have a length of 31 days. tober has grow a popularity due to the number of people missing out on tembers renowned “fun month”, some call tober 'the make up for it month', Greenday seemed to have missed out and even wrote a song after it: “Wake Me Up When tember Ends” it is also the eighth month in the old Roman calendar, ober retained its name (from the Latin ôctō meaning "eight") Along with some of the greatest being born in the month i.e Risko The Great and also among the Anglo-Saxons, it was known as Ƿinterfylleþ, because at this full moon (fylleþ) winter was supposed to begin.
by qatrez October 15, 2018
Derogatory term for the male genitalia, with special reference to that which resembles a sweet potato of sorts.
by Bob Turner May 29, 2006
by Lamar052011 May 25, 2011
An overused saying which is supposed to mean "totally sober", although when said this way, it is meant to give people the impression that you are not only drunk (that's why you're slurring your words), but also witty enough to use such clever irony even in your inebriated state. This saying, however, generally misses its mark and instead sounds similar to "I SUCK!" to most people.
Eugene: "I just drank 15 beers, but I'm SOTALLY TOBER!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
John: "Ha. We've got a real tough guy here! Someone get him the badass hat!"
Eugene: "Yeah!!! I'm a badass and you all know it!!!"
John: "You are one pathetic loser."
John: "Ha. We've got a real tough guy here! Someone get him the badass hat!"
Eugene: "Yeah!!! I'm a badass and you all know it!!!"
John: "You are one pathetic loser."
by Nick D July 12, 2004
Event (noun): A month-long event in which an individual attempts to cockblock another individual as frequently as possible
Game (noun): A month-long competition in which single males compete to prevent their opponent's from getting laid. Score is kept as follows - One to three points per cockblock (points awarded based on originality and inventiveness), one to three points per getting laid (points awarded based on attractiveness of the slampiece). Most points at the end of the month wins.
An honest game in which even ugly guys can win
Game (noun): A month-long competition in which single males compete to prevent their opponent's from getting laid. Score is kept as follows - One to three points per cockblock (points awarded based on originality and inventiveness), one to three points per getting laid (points awarded based on attractiveness of the slampiece). Most points at the end of the month wins.
An honest game in which even ugly guys can win
Example 1
Chad: Yo, you nail that slampiece last night?
Bryce: Naw, man
Chad: What happened, homie?
Bryce: Fucking Kalan and his damn Cockblock-tober bullshit. Good luck getting laid for 31 days while this dickhead is around.
Example 2
Dirk: Bro, nobody's getting laid this month
Clark: Why? Bitches on their periods?
Dirk: Naw, dawg... It's Cockblock-tober and this year, I'm takin' home the gold.
Chad: Yo, you nail that slampiece last night?
Bryce: Naw, man
Chad: What happened, homie?
Bryce: Fucking Kalan and his damn Cockblock-tober bullshit. Good luck getting laid for 31 days while this dickhead is around.
Example 2
Dirk: Bro, nobody's getting laid this month
Clark: Why? Bitches on their periods?
Dirk: Naw, dawg... It's Cockblock-tober and this year, I'm takin' home the gold.
by RupertBlaylock September 25, 2011
by urban dictionary gods . October 18, 2020