When someone's ass is so flat and shapeless, that it has the boxed, flat, dull appearance of a toaster.

Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)

A condition in which you fart out only fire, a side affect from constantly putting a lighter up to your friend's ass as a joke.