The act of masturbating and ejaculating straight up and hooping it into one’s own belly button.

Hoop Blah: a phrase describing ones feelings;

can replace any adjective when at a loss for words;
most commonly used in place of words such as but not limited to: ugh, sigh, or any kind of words like that.

The sudden act of a group invading a specific location to hoop dance, usually without permission.

When come is stuck to an asshole for a day or two. The residue is know as "hoop cheese"

Someone who can't bring themselves to jump through hoops for carrots. Instead they draw their own hoops. These people are typically found in upper management, or in the creative department being shit upon jizz money.

A substantial piece of equipment capable of heavy duty work.

To play basketball