“ Ma! There’s something fartin in the bushes!” “ Now Billy don’t go near that tooth gobblin fart sack, that’s a Virginia dirt hippo.”

Guys be on zoom calls looking like a wagon pulling a bunch of dirt, wipe off the webcam, turn on a light, something!

Man 1: Her vagina dirt was so extensive I had to use a paint scraper before accessing.
Man 2: That vagina dirt was so thick it reminded me of a dirt and worm cupcake.

Hey papa, there is some stuck dirt.

Hey papa, there is some stuck dirt. He said this one while my father was laying asphalt into his driveway and he did not understand because he never saw asphalt or cement, only dirt. So we call it stuck dirt.

Close female friend at gym: Yo, dude, you're rank. Go shower off that stud dirt.

I made her lick my stump dirt