It is like a Dutch oven but instead of farting and covering a person with the bedsheets, you shit on their face and cover them with the blankets.
by Bosnian Jesus October 06, 2021
stanley steamer
When you pull out during sex and blow your load on her untrimmed pubic hair and tell her she needs to call Stanley steamer to clean her rug.
When you pull out during sex and blow your load on her untrimmed pubic hair and tell her she needs to call Stanley steamer to clean her rug.
by Johnson_jokes September 12, 2019
by Nebakanezr July 25, 2017
An act of sex where the male takes a large dump on the floor. He then proceeds to do his partner from behind, grabbing her hind legs and dragging her through the manure like he is running a carpet cleaner.
My landlord asked why there was a brown stain on my carpet. I said, I gave my girl a Stanley Steamer to try and clean up last week but it just seemed to grind it in.
by W. T. Johnston August 14, 2017
Consist of two or more people. One person lies shirtless on the floor while the person or group of people squat over the person lying on the floor and defecate onto the person's chest area
Sally: Damn Carl , I think that chili has given me the shits.
Carl: Oh snap! See if you can hold it until we get home so you can give me the ol' Stanley Steamer!!!
Carl: Oh snap! See if you can hold it until we get home so you can give me the ol' Stanley Steamer!!!
by WoodyWood36206 October 24, 2020
by Deez Noogers March 29, 2016
when you say Stanley the sock you are taking about when a horse bites a kids hand off then chews it up but the horse is then killed by voyagers so insects come and eat the insides of the horse ( including the child’s hand ) but then a spider comes and eats the insects. Which then the almighty gods from the heavens take that spider and make him a man. But since that spider has a little of the child’s hand in its system from eating the insect, when the spider is a man it is given a third hand. The new man is put into earth but then the voyagers eat the man.
by Giana hecklebeck March 01, 2020