Someone who absorbs all roasts of him and never roast back or someone who doesn’t give a fuck

A person who is of extreme (but very varied almost to the point of inability to use it) intelligence. These people will suck up bits of information like a sponge wherever they go. They also have a tendency to rapidly and haphazardly dispense this information when properly squeezed.

someone who has comsumed more alcohol than their body can handle.

A boogie board - a soft, spongey flotation device used to ride waves on one's belly.

A person who has no desires for anyone of the same or opposite gender. Asexual. Reproduces with themselves.

Spong

To make mincemeat of someone. Spong - brand name of a U.K. mincing machine maker.

A useful term for the female pubic region. So called due to the spongy, springy nature of the average minge.