to be very drunk while behaving like a bohemith and slurring words

where a canadian tries to tell a californian that this means drunk when its is really said as crunk, smashed, turnt, or drunk.

Getting white boy wasted

Very drunk

like two Weet-Bix in a litre of milk; that is now your body to blood alcohol level. Sloshed.
To be so drunk your now paralytic, nothing you say makes sense and gravity is now 100 X stronger

really drunk

white girl wasted

faded

When you are so incredibly tired that it creates the effect of drunkenness.