by THOT.exe January 30, 2018
When a girl, while giving you a blowjob, sticks her fingers up your anal passage and knees you in the face and your body orgasms purely from unexpected shock.
Daniel: Jesus man, why do you have a black eye? Thought you were on a date last night.
Eoin: I was with Claudia last night, things got pretty heavy and she ended up screenshotting me. I didn't even know what was happening until it was over. I think I'm in love.
Eoin: I was with Claudia last night, things got pretty heavy and she ended up screenshotting me. I didn't even know what was happening until it was over. I think I'm in love.
by Barantir July 01, 2019
a picture of your screen, whether it's your phone's, computer, or etc.
usually used by dumbass highschool fuckboys or thots as "valid forms of evidence". EXTREMELY easy to fake.
usually used by dumbass highschool fuckboys or thots as "valid forms of evidence". EXTREMELY easy to fake.
Judge: Joe, in accordance to FBI investigations using top-level forensic techniques, you have thereby been found guilty.
Joe: B-b-b-b-but I have a screenshot!!!!!!!!
Joe: B-b-b-b-but I have a screenshot!!!!!!!!
by hi im your average teabag October 14, 2018
by Salad_Dude September 16, 2018
- (noun, verb): Similar to the action of a male ejaculating upon his partner's face (facial) but specifies that the recipient is wearing glasses during the act.
- (noun): "Dude, my girlfriend looks so hot in her new glasses. She decided she wanted a "study break" from her exams and I totally gave her a screenshot all over her new frames!"
- (verb): "God, you look so good in your new glasses! I'd totally screenshot the shit out of you right now!"
- (verb): "God, you look so good in your new glasses! I'd totally screenshot the shit out of you right now!"
by CaterpillarScott April 23, 2013
The sexual act of pressing one's forefinger against someone's temple whilst simultaneously pressing the other hand's forefinger firmly against their taint, imitating the sound of a camera shutter is optional but advised for dramatic effect.
I gave Jennifer a screenshot whilst she was riding me last night, the look of realization that appeared on her face as I made the shutter sound was priceless.
by CatInTheWind August 30, 2018

