by Matomat January 27, 2019
When you're drunk off your ass and on the cusp of alcohol poisoning but you're still functioning correctly and having a great ass time.
Dude, my ass was so sausaged last night! I drank 3 four locos, almost fuckin died but I was still lit, danced to gasolina 8 times.
by Meh123 June 11, 2017
1.) Lacking of anything, material or otherwise.
2.) A taunting or jesting phrase, usually said when denying someone of a privalage after allowing them (either intentionally or unintentinally) to get their hopes up.
2.) A taunting or jesting phrase, usually said when denying someone of a privalage after allowing them (either intentionally or unintentinally) to get their hopes up.
1.)"Hey Ted, do you have the rent today?"
"No sausage."
2.) "I was playin halo, and I raped this guy. Then he came back, and he thought he was gonna get me, but I was like 'No sausage' and I raped him again."
"No sausage."
2.) "I was playin halo, and I raped this guy. Then he came back, and he thought he was gonna get me, but I was like 'No sausage' and I raped him again."
by Davada Niviob February 22, 2009
When you eat too many sausages. Side effects may include having a severe chest cough and croaky voice.
by read_words_kids March 26, 2021
To repeatedly slap a sausage on a persons face when they are sleeping in order to confuse them into thinking it is a penis.
by RemiKurtJoelNickBillJohnErrol August 08, 2006
Example #1 When Janie asked russell to fuck for a second time he said sorry baby my sausage is overcooked and dilapidated
Example #2 That sausage is an asshole, I hope he sticks his sausage in a meat grinder and shoves it up his ass
Example #2 That sausage is an asshole, I hope he sticks his sausage in a meat grinder and shoves it up his ass
by Cosmo August 03, 2003
A common cylindric part of meat made from delicious gory animal parts. The human beings usually eat it in order to gain multiple kilojoules, but instead of that, some weirdos smoke it for their personal pleasure.
by Slutlerandojob November 14, 2005