The rips you get from what you thought was a dead cartridge or disposable vape after they have been sitting around for a while.
“I had about 10 empty carts in my drawer and got lucky with some Jesus rips and got baked.”
by Big egg unit April 08, 2021
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When a person with braces goes down on another woman, a third person kicks the woman with braces in the back of the head thus shredding the womans genitals and causing bleeding. Then the kicker uses the blood to lubrcate the asshole of the bleeding woman for anal sex.
Tina: Why is Jamie walking so wierd?

Jack: Me and Jennifer gave her the double lip rip last night.
by Ifuckdeadcats June 29, 2019
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The act of a person shitting in a bong, preferably a single log turd, and then one immediately taking a hit with the murky fecal water.
Man, this Chinese food will definitely make for some gnarly shit rips later.
by AcousticFart February 09, 2018
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When you are in the shower and stick only your head outside the curtain to smoke marijuana mid shower.
“Man, can you hold and light the bong for me so i can take a shower rip? my hands are wet.”
by sweetea marie July 03, 2021
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