A man in a 5,000 dollar 3 piece suit in an executive suite pleasuring himself with a roll of 100 dollar Bill's. Often to classical music and expensive alcoholic spirits.
Television censors had a hard time telling the difference between the new Rolex advertisement and white collar porn.
by Starskipper November 2, 2018
Porn magazines found at the side of the road, usually tossed :-) from car or truck windows and found lying in the grass.
by Dajster April 8, 2016
by yourfreakingmom January 2, 2016
Fire Porn is when a man roasts his penis in a fire like a marshmallow and his girl or boyfriend sucks or eats his penis
by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 9, 2019
Eric opened the laptop. It was slow and many keycaps were missing. The previous owner likely used is as a porn-top. Eric gagged at the thought of this and threw it across the room.
by pizarol April 23, 2023
Porn filmed with a camera on the ground looking up. Creating an illusion that the subject is gigantic. Enabling the ability to view pussy and tits that appear to be huge!
by RCGirth June 5, 2023
spurs is absolutely shite, they need money to buy another southamericans or 2.0 sonheungmin
so they can win trophies
hmmmmmmmm i know sponsoring porn hub in front of our kit and like barcelona's unicef at the back of their kit we will also add a rule 34 website in our back of the kit and extra of other porn websites and also renaming our stadium into sex hotspur stadium wait just intercourse hotspur stadium, it's appropiate one, probably
great idea our money cash william flowing, we will not choke manshitster sheiky league and win ufo champions leageeu
and we also definitely having more fans!!!1
yes that was my idea, the boardzz will like it i hope i dont get sacked of course
years goes by
years goes by
no way doggggg we profit 1 billion$ !!!! pure cash no oil from arab
but you're still wondering to our fans right?
dont worry, they know the true of themselve like MU fans
porn addiction rate increases from 10% to 90% and they admit it
oh that's why janitor keeps complaining about sperms are everywhere in the stadium
not only that since then, everyone become addicted not just not our fans too
and they dont want admit it?
they aren't our fans dumbass and respect privacy...
but that influence was crazy as fuck
and is internet....
INTERNET IS INFESTED OF IT YOU FUCK
oh shit....
so they can win trophies
hmmmmmmmm i know sponsoring porn hub in front of our kit and like barcelona's unicef at the back of their kit we will also add a rule 34 website in our back of the kit and extra of other porn websites and also renaming our stadium into sex hotspur stadium wait just intercourse hotspur stadium, it's appropiate one, probably
great idea our money cash william flowing, we will not choke manshitster sheiky league and win ufo champions leageeu
and we also definitely having more fans!!!1
yes that was my idea, the boardzz will like it i hope i dont get sacked of course
years goes by
years goes by
no way doggggg we profit 1 billion$ !!!! pure cash no oil from arab
but you're still wondering to our fans right?
dont worry, they know the true of themselve like MU fans
porn addiction rate increases from 10% to 90% and they admit it
oh that's why janitor keeps complaining about sperms are everywhere in the stadium
not only that since then, everyone become addicted not just not our fans too
and they dont want admit it?
they aren't our fans dumbass and respect privacy...
but that influence was crazy as fuck
and is internet....
INTERNET IS INFESTED OF IT YOU FUCK
oh shit....
by ြြြ April 29, 2023