Pencing, or to pence.
When a closeted gay man uses two of his wife's tampons to anally penetrate himself for sexual pleasure. The practice originated in Indiana, but is expected to be equally popular in other parts of the country (notably, the District of Columbia) by early 2017.
Advanced practitioners of pencing have been reported to use soiled tampons (likely from the bathroom trash) and to find extra pleasure from the presence of menstrual fluid. But, this variation is difficult due to the flaccid nature of the instruments in question and generally requires the insertion of other objects prior to the initiation of the actual pencing.
When a closeted gay man uses two of his wife's tampons to anally penetrate himself for sexual pleasure. The practice originated in Indiana, but is expected to be equally popular in other parts of the country (notably, the District of Columbia) by early 2017.
Advanced practitioners of pencing have been reported to use soiled tampons (likely from the bathroom trash) and to find extra pleasure from the presence of menstrual fluid. But, this variation is difficult due to the flaccid nature of the instruments in question and generally requires the insertion of other objects prior to the initiation of the actual pencing.
by DonatetoPPforMPence November 13, 2016
The vice president is a total pence.
by pseudononymous November 20, 2016
A combat sport, similar to fencing, in which the two male participants sword fight using exclusively their own penises in front of the home of Vice President Mike Pence.
Guy 1: “I hate living near Mike Pence, there’s always dudes pencing on his lawn”
Guy 2: “Shit bro that’s gay”
Guy 2: “Shit bro that’s gay”
by jmerricka January 21, 2019
Someone's bitch; a coolie; a lackey.
Origin: from Mike Pence doing Donald Trump's bidding. He's Trump's ultimate bitch.
Origin: from Mike Pence doing Donald Trump's bidding. He's Trump's ultimate bitch.
Why do you have to be such a pence? Stand up for yourself. Pencing will result in no one ever respecting you.
by WerdNerd17 February 8, 2017
The cremated products of an abortion. Usually the cremated remains are of miscarriages that happened so early women didn't even realize they were pregnant, aka cremated menstruation blood.
I just picked up my pence that week. My lawyer said the court needs to have my pence for evidence because my period was 2 weeks late.
by Periodsforpence November 19, 2016
Gay slang: to lick the ejaculate off your partners buttocks after pulling out. Especially popular in the upper midwest.
Wow, dude, the sex was amazing, but then he totally start to pence me, and that was just a little too kinky for me. At least he didn't go for the santorum.
by IndyStarlet April 1, 2015
Hey Jon, I see you have to take a piss as well, would you like to have a sword fight? We could "Pence"
by Dipshitty417 March 29, 2017