Facial expression of a man being anally penetrated by a large penis. Usually without lube.
Dude, you shoulda seen his Pence when I drove my 10 incher into his ass!
by Don Diego Vega March 27, 2015
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Person who tries to show off how virtuous they are by pretending to leave an event because they're offended, and not because it was planned all along.
I can't believe you left the party like that, you're such a Pence.
You tried so hard to make a political point, but it's obvious you're just pulling a Pence.
by Karen Pence October 08, 2017
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The sexual act between a male (bottom) and female (top) in which the male refers to his female partner as 'Mother', while being anally penetrated by the female (top) with a strap-on dildo.
Did you hear about trump being Penced by Melania?
by TinyHands4PenisGlands January 29, 2017
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Small flat-chested skinny female usually under 5'5" high. often found in groups. (Abbreviated from "pencil").
Oh look, there's Chris, talking to that pence.
by snicksnacknicerack June 11, 2005
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When two powerful men with micropenises touch the tips of their penises together while gazing in each other's eyes.
Vlad invited me over to pence, should I bring Stoli?
by dottoregus February 03, 2017
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n. A facial expression held, often for extended periods of time, by someone experiencing intense pleasure approaching ecstatic adoration; such pleasure derived, however, not from the contemplation of the beloved, but the activation of a remotely controlled vibrator located in the wearer’s rectum or vagina.
Ex. Mike caught a big break and was able to maintain his Pence Face during Donald’s entire speech thanks to Devin’s deft control of the Mike's anal vibrator.
by ciabrat April 20, 2018
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A phrase to help people deal with their life problems by creating a scapegoat out of Pence.
Person 1: "My hamster died today :("
Person 2 (a blamer): "Dude, blame pence for it!"
by The Blamed One February 18, 2020
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