She tapped me on the shoulder and I reflexively penced.
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I'm almost done, just let me pence off this turd.
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I'm almost done, just let me pence off this turd.
by JohnnySwitchblade June 06, 2017
Wwhat happens to your penis when you take a girl back to your room after drinking all, night and can't get it up!!!! "Things were going great, until I had a pence."
by Frodo069 June 04, 2018
(verb) To disregard strict rules or protocol of a medical establishment and playing dumb about it afterwards.
Pencer: "Me and all 8 of my cousins just got back from Saint Jude's to visit my little brother."
Other person:" Oh, I thought they weren't allowing any visitors at all right now?"
Pencer: Huh? Well, I, uh, thought that....well, they didn't say, well, maybe they did but....I don't know what you are talking about? "
Other person: "I can't believe you just penced Saint Jude's! How could you miss the huge sign on the front door that said NO VISITORS ALLOWED?"
Pencer: MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Other person:" Oh, I thought they weren't allowing any visitors at all right now?"
Pencer: Huh? Well, I, uh, thought that....well, they didn't say, well, maybe they did but....I don't know what you are talking about? "
Other person: "I can't believe you just penced Saint Jude's! How could you miss the huge sign on the front door that said NO VISITORS ALLOWED?"
Pencer: MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by IHatePrinters May 04, 2020
A frozen visage merging play pretend semblance of sentiency whilst nonetheless still complicit amidst carnival train-wreck.
Noticing the santorum and awkwardness of it’s existence in the situation, he nonetheless remained penced. Afterall, the president was watching.
by Whatawuss January 01, 2019
An ignorant, homophobic, judgmental, self centered, corrupt Jesus freak who thinks he is more superior than We the people; because he's a bitch
by Leo Might March 21, 2018
by J. Moreno April 10, 2008