To be told a lie or a truth that seems at the time to be unbelievable
No way did that happen, are you shitting on my face?
by Nappies November 06, 2007
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Heroically coined by morning jock Elliot Segal on DC101 as a t-shirt design. it means absolutely nothing except when you say it, you gotta say it like white trash. it also makes a great insult when you can't think of anything to say.
Say i was going to the White House but couldn't figure out which tux I'd want to wear. Then i'd probably just put on my "Smell My Face" t-shirt and some jeans i wore the day before
by the legendary 9 August 12, 2005
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The act of a female riding on a man's face. This can also go for lesbian couples as well.
"Do you like the I flick my tongue or nah...
You can ride my face until drip and cum"

-Or nah
(Ty Dolla $ign feat. The Weeknd & Wiz Khalifa)
by bignoodle September 18, 2014
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When someone has the sheer audacity to insult you or your intelligence, NOT behind your back but right to your face.

Originated in Southside VA around 2010. Usually used in the midst of outrage or jokingly.
"I heard homey on the phone talkin slick but when I ran up on him, he tried to play my face like it won't him.
by 100G Dre*Ski July 11, 2019
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Putting the greatest beer known to mankind to your face in an urgent, desperate, thirsty as fuck, self destructive manner!
Its been a long day.. I need a "Busch to my face" like NOW!!
by Busch to my face March 22, 2017
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"Dude, what are you doing in there? I gotta take a piss!"
"Chill out bro, just washing my face."

"Dudebro, I gotta wash my face so goddamn bad now"
by DudebroGrosby October 21, 2014
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An exclamation utilized when you're angry, upset, annoyed or simply feeling random. It is frequently abbreviated as "BOMF!". The shorter variant, "Balls!" is also used, and can also double as a noun (synonymous to bullshit or crap).
Tom walked into the room and suddenly yelled,"Balls on my FACE!"
Leslie giggled and said, "What happened this time?"
Tom waved the paper in his hand. "I totally just failed my Orgo exam!"

Bella gets bumped by a stranger while trying to light her cigarette and it falls to the ground. "Oh, balls! That was my last cig."

Facebook Status: BOMF! I can't find my keys.

Frank pointed ahead of him. "Dude, look at that huge line for the bathroom."
Greg stared incredulously at the line. "Oh man, this shit is balls!"
Frank nodded in agreement. "Straight up balls."
by Jal Pal June 05, 2009
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