"Man I drank that liter of Jack Daniels to my face last night, and i got retarded."

"A penny saved is a penny earned"
"Mathematics, in it's own way, is the poetry of logical ideas"
"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind. "
"To be or not to be is the question"
"MY FACE IS ON MY FACE!!!1!"

i have my face

My face is so ugly.

My face IS so UGLY

I dont care if you are better than me. my face!

Player 1: There's no way you're going to beat me. I'm the best that ever was.
Player 2 proceeds to own Player 1
Player 1: Well damn. In MY face.