Usually refers to the first shit taken in the morning. A very large shit. Also called a Vanderhoof
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When a male puts the rubber part on the bottom of a chair on his penis, making it look like a horse's hoof.
The boy got on the hoof after some coaxing from his friends.
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A clumsy girl that is known to trip over magazine racks, up the stairs, and anything of that sort.
Where's hoof?

Probably on the ground somewhere...
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derogative term used to describe bitches with dirty breasts
wow jane you fuckin hoof heffer go eat poopnugget
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"Hoof" or "to hoof"
To beat up, or inflict damage on another person or their property.

Used widely throughout south west England
"Let's go hoof em up"
"That pikey got hoofed up"
by The Friar January 02, 2008
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an exceptionally masculine and muscular man. A compliment used in the gay community to refer to a man. It is not used lightly, usually for unusually sexy and muscular men. A mix of beefy (perhaps how the term was created), masculine, and sexy.
Wow. That man is on the hoof.

Some would say Thomas Jane in Punisher, or Hugh Jackman in X-men 3 were "on the hoof".
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hey dude get your finger out of my hoof
or
shelly takes it in the hoof, by 15 german shepards, all day long.
by doolittle October 22, 2003
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